MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
Aunt Mary is my new hero
i think this could be useful for the people who is not totally sure about spend their money in this movie, it has their good and bad points, but generally is a great movie, so please, let’s show them that “An Hispanic story” can be as good as any other one, or even better!.
Go and see this movie. Go go go go go. It was beautiful and incredible and fun and I cried through the whole ending. It’s one of those rare movies that has such a good, natural message that doesn’t feel forced, and by the end I was phsyically stopping myself from getting up and yelling YES MOVIE I WILL DO AS YOU SAY I WILL WRITE MY ~OWN STORY.
Go see it. All I see on tumblr every day is diversity this, diversity that. Put your money where your mouth is.
what about my gay
it has escaped. it is running loose through the streets of manhattan, stealing everybody’s girlfriend. it will not be tamed. please, for the love of god, stop your gay
What exactly does their gay plan on doing with everyone’s girlfriends?
have you ever heard of lesbians
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
let me be free
In the Red vs Blue fandom we don’t say “I love you” We say “I forget you” and I think that’s fucking bullshit I hate this show
We’re #Valkyries300strong and growing! Happy 300, all! Thanks for all the support!
Just look at these FORCES of NATURE!
well it’s about time fred got some character development
That female pilot is so bad ass
Somebody draw a comic of the female pilot
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
Not all men
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.
The struggle is real.
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING